Perk up your Friday!
Jokes to share!
(1)
A dog walks into a telegram office, takes out a blank form and writes, "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
"There are only nine words here," says the clerk. "You could send another 'woof' for the same price."
The dog looks at him, confused. "But that wouldn't make any sense."
(2)
Susan was desperate for a few ady days off from work. But she knew that her boss wouldn't let her take a vacation. So she got a crazy idea. She hung upside down on the ceiling until the big guy noticed and asked her wat she was doing. "I'm a light-bulb," she told him.
"You are clearly stressed-out," said the boss, looking concerned. "Go home and take it easy for a couple of days." Susan jumped and headed for the door. Her co-worker Janice seized the opportunity and followed Susan.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss hollered after her.
"I'm going home, too," Janice said. "I can't work in the dark."
(3)
A new study revealed that one out of every five people snores. In a separate study, scientists found that four out of five people suffere from insomnia.
*Above jokes extracted from Laughter, The Best Medicine in Jan'08 Reader Digest.*
"Yesterday is the deadline of all stress."
Isn't this a nice quote we should all keep in mind with?
Now, go on and countdown to the weekends!
Happy holidays! =)
(1)
A dog walks into a telegram office, takes out a blank form and writes, "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
"There are only nine words here," says the clerk. "You could send another 'woof' for the same price."
The dog looks at him, confused. "But that wouldn't make any sense."
(2)
Susan was desperate for a few ady days off from work. But she knew that her boss wouldn't let her take a vacation. So she got a crazy idea. She hung upside down on the ceiling until the big guy noticed and asked her wat she was doing. "I'm a light-bulb," she told him.
"You are clearly stressed-out," said the boss, looking concerned. "Go home and take it easy for a couple of days." Susan jumped and headed for the door. Her co-worker Janice seized the opportunity and followed Susan.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss hollered after her.
"I'm going home, too," Janice said. "I can't work in the dark."
(3)
A new study revealed that one out of every five people snores. In a separate study, scientists found that four out of five people suffere from insomnia.
*Above jokes extracted from Laughter, The Best Medicine in Jan'08 Reader Digest.*
"Yesterday is the deadline of all stress."
Isn't this a nice quote we should all keep in mind with?
Now, go on and countdown to the weekends!
Happy holidays! =)
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